Everywhere you look -- on every billboard, on
every channel -- there are beautiful, scantily clad
women. So you could be forgiven for thinking
that female beauty is relegated to large boobs
and a tiny waist. But the truth about women --
and about the men who love them -- is infinitely
more complex.
The Putting-On-Tight-Jeans Dance
This is a special reward not for the majority of
men -- unless, of course, you break out a pair of
binoculars and camp out in a tree. (Note: Do not
do this.) In the early morning, when you're both
preparing for the day ahead, sit back and watch
your woman wriggle and dance herself into a
pair of too-tight pants. This is what she does
every day of her life, something she takes totally
for granted, but to you, it'll be like watching the
sun rise. Guaranteed to make cold hearts melt.
Stretching In Front Of You
By now there should be a theme alert: most of
what men find so irresistible about women
involves the small, involuntary gestures they do
every day, probably without even realizing. And
stretching, arms up in the air, should be pretty
high on that list. Just ask the men who go to
yoga classes regularly. They know.
Flipping Their Hair
This is probably the most deliberate and
seductive gesture on this list. Almost every
romantic comedy makes light of how some
women have a patented way of flipping their
hair to get a man's attention, and for good
reason: It works. It works very, very well.
Touching Us Gently
Think back to the first time your wife or
girlfriend touched you. Not an accidental
brushing of arms, but something deliberate,
infused with sexual tension and romantic
potential. How do they do that? It doesn't
matter, because it drives us crazy every time.
every channel -- there are beautiful, scantily clad
women. So you could be forgiven for thinking
that female beauty is relegated to large boobs
and a tiny waist. But the truth about women --
and about the men who love them -- is infinitely
more complex.
The Putting-On-Tight-Jeans Dance
This is a special reward not for the majority of
men -- unless, of course, you break out a pair of
binoculars and camp out in a tree. (Note: Do not
do this.) In the early morning, when you're both
preparing for the day ahead, sit back and watch
your woman wriggle and dance herself into a
pair of too-tight pants. This is what she does
every day of her life, something she takes totally
for granted, but to you, it'll be like watching the
sun rise. Guaranteed to make cold hearts melt.
Stretching In Front Of You
By now there should be a theme alert: most of
what men find so irresistible about women
involves the small, involuntary gestures they do
every day, probably without even realizing. And
stretching, arms up in the air, should be pretty
high on that list. Just ask the men who go to
yoga classes regularly. They know.
Flipping Their Hair
This is probably the most deliberate and
seductive gesture on this list. Almost every
romantic comedy makes light of how some
women have a patented way of flipping their
hair to get a man's attention, and for good
reason: It works. It works very, very well.
Touching Us Gently
Think back to the first time your wife or
girlfriend touched you. Not an accidental
brushing of arms, but something deliberate,
infused with sexual tension and romantic
potential. How do they do that? It doesn't
matter, because it drives us crazy every time.
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